Laughter in the court

of Judge Harold Wright

 

One day, a  man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very

Sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you

want."

 

So he tied her up and went golfing.

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A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into

the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs,

 

"Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

 

The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or

mountain stuff?"

 

"Doesn't matter," she said.  "Just get the hell out."

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