Laughter in the court

of Judge Harold Wright


One day, a  man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very

Sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you



So he tied her up and went golfing.



A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into

the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs,


"Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"


The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or

mountain stuff?"


"Doesn't matter," she said.  "Just get the hell out."