Laughter rules in the court
of Judge Harold Wright

(You already know him as Doctor of Punology. From now on he will also be known as Judge Harold Wright who holds court in the realm of satire. This continuing column represents our philosophy that there can be no life without laughter.)

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan.