Laughter rules in the court
of Judge Harold Wright

(You already know him as Doctor of Punology. From now on he will also wear the mantle of Judge Wright who holds court in the realm of satire. This continuing column represents our philosophy that there can be no life without laughter.)

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!