From the Desk of Rosaleen Leslie Dickson, Contributing Editor

The computer swallowed my granny
Honestly, it’s true!

She pressed 'control and 'enter' and disappeared from view.
I've searched through the recycle bin and files of every kind;
I've even used the Internet, but nothing did I find.
In desperation, I asked Jeeves my searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative, no Granny was 'online.'
So, if inside your 'Inbox,' my Granny you should see,
Please 'Copy, Scan' and 'Paste' and send her back to me.
                                               
Valerie Waite, Derbyshire England