Believe it or not

Judge Harold Wright weighs evidence
on what is dangerous to your health

Follow the logic as the crown prosecutor presents his argument on what food can kill Canadians.
1.  The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Canadians.
2.  The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Canadians.
3.  The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Canadians.
4.  The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Canadians.
5.  The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Canadians.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like.

Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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