Laughter in the court
of Judge Harold Wright

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was
drafted by the U.S. Army.

On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That
afternoon the Army barber sheared off  all his hair.

On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon
the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.

On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap, The Army has been
looking for Herman for 51 years.